Total Medals Earned: 1,655 (From 307 different games.) Total Medal Score: 31,785 Points
Medals Earned: 21/21 (440/440 points)
You meanie.
What a mean look from something so sweet.
Too few to be a stampede, though.
Run! Run! Run away!
Staring not-so-sweetly at you.
Sisterly love is a precious thing.
Love in a dream?
Playing with food is not fun for Ren.
Dinosaurs are kidnappers?
Can't eat them, can't get along with them.
Story time about Ren's woes.
Nora the weed killer.
Queen of the cakes!
Dinosaurs are friends.
A snack for cakes, oops...
WHY
A lovely snack for two.
Nora probably still won't like Ren.
Food coma in a dream?
...Ew.
This sort of thing goes over Nora's head...
Medals Earned: 1/1 (10/10 points)
Complete the game
Medals Earned: 3/20 (15/500 points)
Get skewered on spikes
Launch the Turtle
Smash a goomba
Launch 1 mile (5,280ft)
Find the hidden button
Launch 5 miles (26,400ft)
Blow up a jeep
Crush an angry ground creature
Reach space
Get punched by a banana
Get caught by a UFO
Get burned by a sun
Play over an hour
Launch 10 miles (52,800ft)
Use a nuke
Play over 2 hours
Buy everything
Launch 25 miles (132,000ft)
Total over 1 million feet
Launch 50 miles (264,000ft)
Medals Earned: 1/4 (25/60 points)
Complete The Game
Overlap thrice, against the rules
Visit Mastergamez's site
Collect all awards
Medals Earned: 2/2 (30/30 points)
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/3 (5/130 points)
Score 200 points
Score 500 points
Score 750 points
Medals Earned: 11/18 (310/500 points)
Find your costume inspiration and escape your room.
Grab your mom's rear to get the sweet jolly rancher.
How could you treat a beloved pet that way?
Discover the secret your parents have been hiding in the basement all these years.
Kill what dwells in the sewers.
Defeat Guybrush Threepwood in a battle of insults
Assemble all the pieces of your halloween costume.
Get rid of the giant spider to get the 1st bag of CADNY!
Outsmart the redneck to get his moonshine.
Send Cerberus back to the firey pits of hell.
Outsmart Satan in a battle of wits!
Lose all 3 hearts in the battle with Satan.
Watch the entire beginning instructions sequence.
Watch the entire ending and all the credits.
Beat the game without dicing up the C.H.U.D.
Beat the game in under 15 minutes.
Medals Earned: 22/22 (500/500 points)
Give John some money.
Find coal.
Find iron.
Enter Utopia.
Get some sand.
Give Dave some money for his project.
Help building the steammachine.
Find gold.
Make the steammachine work.
Find wolfram.
Find diamond.
Give George some smaragds.
Give Dave some sand.
Find ruby.
Give George some wolfram.
Find smaragd.
Get the COre.
Give Jamie some rubies.
Finish the game
Medals Earned: 1/1 (50/50 points)